54 definitions by stockman09

TT

Acronym for Tournament Tough, referring to someone who's mentally strong at what he does.

Peter: "You have a tough draw. You think you'll beat the first seed in the tennis tournament, brozay?"
Carl: "Of course. No one's TT like I am."

by stockman09 December 23, 2010

drop a spike

To take a dump; defecate

Steve: "Yo, I have to drop a spike like you wouldn't believe."
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"

by stockman09 November 5, 2007

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 19, 2010

spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

by stockman09 November 11, 2010

fixer-downer

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.

Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."

by stockman09 December 19, 2007

hug and hold

Verb. The act of hugging someone and holding the hug, rather than hugging superficially, or hugging and patting the person a few times on the back.

Phil (after being hugged by Justin): "Wow Kevin, you must really miss me. That was some hug and hold."
Kevin: "I know I know...I haven't seen you in so long."

by stockman09 May 28, 2010

urbandictionaried

To have submitted and been approved for publication by urbandictionary.com

Tom: "Yo shitface, I just thought of a great word for urbandictionary.com. -"broesy"
Bill: "Get fukkin' real. I urbandictionaried that weeks ago."

by stockman09 July 7, 2007