54 definitions by stockman09
noun. 1/16 of a point, when referred to the price of a stock. Before decimals were used in the stock market, stocks traded in sixteenths and eighths. 1/16 was referred to as a teenie.
by stockman09 July 22, 2011
Bad news. Referencing the tragedy that occurred in the U.S. on that day (September 11), "9-11" has taken on the connotation of any unpleasant event that has transpired.
Carl: "Evan, how'd you do on the chem test yesterday?"
Evan: "Don't ask, brozay. That shit was 9-11."
Evan: "Don't ask, brozay. That shit was 9-11."
by stockman09 August 13, 2007
Verb. To embellish a story to make it seem more interesting. Similar to what is done to photos, when they are photoshopped.
Tom: "Hey Joe, are you going to tell people how you almost caught that 20 lb. fish while you were on vacation?"
Joe: "Ah, I was thinking about it, but it's not that great of a story."
Tom: "No, problem, Why not just storyshop it and make it a 200 lb. fish?"
Joe: "Ah, I was thinking about it, but it's not that great of a story."
Tom: "No, problem, Why not just storyshop it and make it a 200 lb. fish?"
by stockman09 July 29, 2012
Verb. When one has to pee and is wearing a pair of shorts with no zipper or buttons, rather than pulling down the top of his shorts and pulling his weiner over the waist of the shorts to pee, he chooses to pull his weiner out and pee by pulling the bottom of his shorts to one side.
Joe (standing next to and watching Tom pee at a public urinal): Yo brozay, what are you doing over there? Don't you just pull your shorts down to pee?"
Tom: "No man, this is soooo much easier. I'm peeing out the bottom. Much less of a hassle."
Tom: "No man, this is soooo much easier. I'm peeing out the bottom. Much less of a hassle."
by stockman09 June 23, 2010
Joe's butt (in the middle of the night): "rip...rip....rip....rip...."
Bill: "Dude, I'm trying to sleep...would you stop popping corn over there?"
Bill: "Dude, I'm trying to sleep...would you stop popping corn over there?"
by stockman09 March 21, 2008
noun. A person who lies about the price at which he purchased or sold a stock, thereby inflating his profits. Done for the purpose of boasting to others.
Kelsey: "Wow, I sold my ABC today and got 14.50 for it."
Andrea: "You're such a price liar, Kelso. You know you only got 14.25. Rude."
Kelsey: "Uh, I'm not lying...I see we have a situation here."
Andrea: "You're such a price liar, Kelso. You know you only got 14.25. Rude."
Kelsey: "Uh, I'm not lying...I see we have a situation here."
by stockman09 June 8, 2010
The more familiar way to call someone "bro." Broesy is only to be used in a friendly way, whereas bro can be used to get someone's attention.
Broesy is to bro as Jonesy is to Jones.
Broesy is to bro as Jonesy is to Jones.
"yo broesy, great fuckin party last night!"
"I thought we were tight, broesy, what up with that shit?"
"I thought we were tight, broesy, what up with that shit?"
by stockman09 June 5, 2007