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2 definitions by stinkylettuce

 
1.
A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.
Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.
by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009
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2.
A relaxed state induced from defecating and reading on a comfortable toilet.
I thought Megan might have died in the bathroom, but she was only taking a shitnap.
by stinkylettuce June 22, 2009
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