stew's definitions

muppetteer

Someone who is a grand master in the art of muppettry.
A muppett of the highest order.

This place is like working with the three muppetteers.

by Stew March 31, 2005

beat

to be taken advantage of or ripped off; often in the context of drugs or money

"Once we beat this kid for an ounce; you bet he was fuckin mad about that"

by stew December 14, 2004

slider

The Bristolian term for a slide in a kids playground.

When I was your age I was more interested in playing on the swings and sliders down the park.

by Stew March 31, 2005

stingers

Bristolian term for stinging nettles.

When kicking a football as far off the field of play as you can. (Therefore wasting time) Yo might say 'pick 'ee out the stingers'

by Stew March 31, 2005

noddy

Someone who lands him/herself into difficulty through acts of sheer stupidity, possibly without even realising they have done anything wrong.

I'm not surprised everyone was flashing you, you were driving on the wrong side of the road you noddy!

by Stew September 16, 2004

Blowfish

While fisting a girl, you open up your hand.

After I gave my girlfriend a blowfish, she asked for an anal one.

by stew April 7, 2004