stew's definitions

shwag

Low quality marijuana, usually very dry, full of stems and seeds and shit you don't want to inhale; Epitome of the phrase "quantity over quality"

what the fuck is this shwag doing in the bowl? shit man we might as well be smoking dirt.

by stew February 7, 2005

noddy

Someone who lands him/herself into difficulty through acts of sheer stupidity, possibly without even realising they have done anything wrong.

I'm not surprised everyone was flashing you, you were driving on the wrong side of the road you noddy!

by Stew September 16, 2004

Blowfish

While fisting a girl, you open up your hand.

After I gave my girlfriend a blowfish, she asked for an anal one.

by stew April 7, 2004

muppetteer

Someone who is a grand master in the art of muppettry.
A muppett of the highest order.

This place is like working with the three muppetteers.

by Stew March 31, 2005

Donkey Chops

A person who hasn't the ability to make sense.

A person who over-engages in incessant chatter.

Oh no, here comes Donkey chops!

by Stew October 10, 2004

slider

The Bristolian term for a slide in a kids playground.

When I was your age I was more interested in playing on the swings and sliders down the park.

by Stew March 31, 2005