steviedee's definitions

Baltimore

The armpit of the East Coast. A murderous stinkhole that you just pass on your way to DC or Philly. A place where the Velveeta is kept in the gourmet section.

That Baltimore place is better known as Shit City. Don't go, cuz you may not get out alive.

by steviedee May 26, 2004

candy ass

A guy who is basically afraid of his own shadow; a real wuss type

Lenny is such a candy ass he won't walk any further east than Avenue A.

by Steviedee January 22, 2004

shlock

Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk

Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

desert rat

Any Arabic, Muslim male

Sheesh! Get a load of all those desert rats on the newsreel!

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

sploot

To leave tread marks in one's underwear

Ah, jeez! Dean splooted in his drawers again!

by Steviedee January 30, 2004

oy vey

Yiddish: short for "Oy vey iz mir," Oh, woe is me!

Today's only Tuesday? I thought it was Friday! Oy vey!!!!"

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

shitfaced

1. Totally drunk; spifflicated
2. Nasty, as in angry

1. Maude was shitfaced most of the time.
2. Well, ya don't have to get shitfaced about it.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004