steviedee's definitions

shmohawk

Yinglish: A cover word for "shmuck."

That Maude is a real shmohawk.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

shmeckelkecker

condom. Yiddish:penis cover

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.

by Steviedee February 11, 2004

oy vey

Yiddish: short for "Oy vey iz mir," Oh, woe is me!

Today's only Tuesday? I thought it was Friday! Oy vey!!!!"

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

turdball

A smelly, sleazy, nasty, contemptible person.

Maudiebelle is a real, live turdball.

by Steviedee January 21, 2004

candy ass

A guy who is basically afraid of his own shadow; a real wuss type

Lenny is such a candy ass he won't walk any further east than Avenue A.

by Steviedee January 22, 2004

shlock

Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk

Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

Baltimore

The armpit of the East Coast. A murderous stinkhole that you just pass on your way to DC or Philly. A place where the Velveeta is kept in the gourmet section.

That Baltimore place is better known as Shit City. Don't go, cuz you may not get out alive.

by steviedee May 26, 2004