steven's definitions

danq

A word used by mostly suburban males who think they are something they are not.

Danq means interesting/shocking/crazy and can be used either by wiggers or people making fun of them.

Many times used in conjunction with hella and fire to form the superword, helladanqfire.

Dude, the quarterbacks at this school are SO freaking helladanqfire, haha!

by Steven November 22, 2004

joenalogy

Derived from the great Joe Thibault's famous analogies. Popularized in Mrs. Beyah's 'Protest, Revolution, and Reform' class of 2004.

An analogy that is completely obsurd. Relevant as little as possible; a ludacris analogy.

Kara: "Well, depression sometimes causes suicide."

Joe: "Yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide."

by Steven December 16, 2004

pre game

tim lindsay getting head before his soccer game

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Gulp, ok good luck time

by Steven December 4, 2003

xcore

A suffix used to emphasise the extreme properties of just about any adjective, noun, verb, or even meaningless words.

1: Adam is emoxcore (Adam is overly emotional)

2: I'm sad. SADXCORE! (I'm very sad)

3: WOO! SNOWXCORE! (We had a lot of snow last night)

4:
Crybaby: My dad won't let me drive his new car so I'm going to cut myself.
Guy who's smartxcore:
CRYCRYXCORE! ("Man, no one cares")

by steven December 31, 2003

purple mushroom

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.

i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget

by steven February 13, 2003

Newmancase

One who has a hearty case of Newman

That Sally, she is a real Newmancase trying to pull something like that.

by Steven April 6, 2004

bm3lilbirds

a big geek who coughs and stays up all night

"yo why doesn't she sleep"
"cuz, she's a bm3lilbirds"
"oh i gotcha"

by Steven February 26, 2003