steven's definitions
"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."
by Steven March 8, 2009

by Steven January 1, 2004

(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar
Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
by Steven March 2, 2004

I'm going to hang out with Codacious.
by Steven March 31, 2005

A place in a metal concert where people push/run into each other in a large circle.
Not to be confused with the "Windmill Freaks/Kung-Fu Wannabes" Who intentionally throw their arms around with the intention of giving someone a black eye.
Not to be confused with the "Windmill Freaks/Kung-Fu Wannabes" Who intentionally throw their arms around with the intention of giving someone a black eye.
Slayer Pits are the most brutal, because the shit that Hatebreed fans do are just wannabe riot acts.
by Steven December 23, 2003

by Steven March 3, 2004
