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crackers

Supposed "racist" term referring to white people, because they "cracked" the whip at the slaves. So, if you think about it, its quite a positive term.
"Dees cracka ass crackers be whippin at mah shit."
by Steven January 25, 2003
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DOS

1. Disk Operating System: a disk-based operating system, usually referring to MS-DOS. Originally developed by Microsoft for IBM, MS-DOS was once the standard operating system for IBM-compatible personal computers.

2. Denial of Service: a type of attack on a network that is designed to bring the network to its knees by flooding it with useless traffic.

3. Department of State: a federal or state governmental department handling issues central to the country or each of the individual States, such as travel, tourism, elections, charters and licensing, historic records, and overall public security.

4. Department of Safety: a department used by some U.S. states and cities which usually handles driver and vehicle, police, enforcement, fire, corrections, and crime statistics services for the public.

5. Department of Statistics: a department used by some countries for handling statistical reports vital to their economies and governments.
1. DOS required a lot of typing.
2. DOS attacks can cost companies millions of dollars in lost revenue.
3. If you're interesting in become a licensed lawyer, visit the DOS.
4. In some states, the DOS handles driver's licenses instead of the DMV.
5. The DOS just released new statistics on the gross national product.
by Steven May 26, 2004
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Frozen Snicker

After freezing ones poopies, you take the frozen log and insert it into ones anal. After it thawes you spread on penis and use as lubrication.
Would you insert my frozen snicker in me.
by Steven October 6, 2004
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tidy

Unclean,messy, dirty and scruffy,
Joe L Turner your room is not tidy
by Steven November 4, 2004
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Kick the chair

What Dave Mustaine does to finish Megadeth with a bang.
by Steven May 8, 2004
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woo wow

I was woo wowed when my boss gave me a $430,000 Ferrari Enzo
by Steven January 29, 2005
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pootie

Man your a POOTIE
by STEVEN July 26, 2003
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