steven's definitions

bluffer

one who pretends not to have a significant other while playing the field and promising their "new" conquest(s) the false hope of monogamy and/or love

That shallow bastard Kyle. He has so many babes on the hook now and he's trying to bluff Janet into a relationship that she thinks is gonna last. Christ women are stupid!

by Steven January 9, 2005

skb

Steven pwned you!

Yo sKb what's up!?!

by Steven April 8, 2004

dece

Shortened form of "Decent" but can also be used as a form of greeting. It lets the person know that you are glad to see them.

You walk into your friends car and istead of saying watsup, you say "dece" it implies whatsup, I am ready to go.

by Steven June 14, 2004

Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.

1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!

by Steven January 14, 2004

Omegasexual

Omegasexual is the state of being where everything lusts after you. It does not denote your sexual preferance, but rather, denotes other peoples sexual preferance tward you, wether they are heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or even metrosexual.

John is so hot that he is Omegasexual.

by Steven June 24, 2006

Bomb it you fat cunt!

Something Bevvvy said as he threw a apple at Kaleb, in a really Bevvved up voice.

Bevvvy:Bomb it you fat cunt!

by Steven December 21, 2004

The Feeling

1. The feeling of affection that starts at your heart then surges through your whole body and then hits your stomach as if your stomach is filled with butterflies.
3. One of the greatest things a person feels
2. A strong, glimps feeling of love

"Steven gets The Feeling everytime he sees, feels, or thinks of Jacqui"

by Steven March 20, 2004