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bigfoot

A usually 7 foot tall, hairy ape that lives over much of North America, especially Texas and the Pacific Northwest.
I hear strange howls and screams at night, and also strange skunk or garbage-like smells; I think it may be a sasqautch.
by Steven December 15, 2003
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off the hook

I almost had that bass but it got off the hook.
by Steven January 29, 2004
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bluffer

one who pretends not to have a significant other while playing the field and promising their "new" conquest(s) the false hope of monogamy and/or love
That shallow bastard Kyle. He has so many babes on the hook now and he's trying to bluff Janet into a relationship that she thinks is gonna last. Christ women are stupid!
by Steven January 9, 2005
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Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.
1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!
by Steven January 14, 2004
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Omegasexual

Omegasexual is the state of being where everything lusts after you. It does not denote your sexual preferance, but rather, denotes other peoples sexual preferance tward you, wether they are heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or even metrosexual.
John is so hot that he is Omegasexual.
by Steven June 24, 2006
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Bomb it you fat cunt!

Something Bevvvy said as he threw a apple at Kaleb, in a really Bevvved up voice.
by Steven December 21, 2004
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billpay

A type of website that lets you pay your bills online, especially using funds from your bank account. Offered by most banks for a small monthly fee.
I just payed my phone bill, insurance bill, and rent all online using my bank's billpay website.
by Steven January 1, 2004
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