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Omegasexual

Omegasexual is the state of being where everything lusts after you. It does not denote your sexual preferance, but rather, denotes other peoples sexual preferance tward you, wether they are heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or even metrosexual.
John is so hot that he is Omegasexual.
by Steven June 24, 2006
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Too bad she has AIDS

A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.
Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.

Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.
by steven May 13, 2005
mugGet the Too bad she has AIDSmug.

dece

Shortened form of "Decent" but can also be used as a form of greeting. It lets the person know that you are glad to see them.
You walk into your friends car and istead of saying watsup, you say "dece" it implies whatsup, I am ready to go.
by Steven June 14, 2004
mugGet the decemug.

The Feeling

1. The feeling of affection that starts at your heart then surges through your whole body and then hits your stomach as if your stomach is filled with butterflies.
3. One of the greatest things a person feels
2. A strong, glimps feeling of love
"Steven gets The Feeling everytime he sees, feels, or thinks of Jacqui"
by Steven March 20, 2004
mugGet the The Feelingmug.

Bomb it you fat cunt!

Something Bevvvy said as he threw a apple at Kaleb, in a really Bevvved up voice.
by Steven December 21, 2004
mugGet the Bomb it you fat cunt!mug.

Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.
1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!
by Steven January 14, 2004
mugGet the Gerkmug.

Punany soonany

When one person is most certain he'll have sex with a woman soon. Can be thought during first kiss, or just before his wedding...
*Girl kisses guy*
Guy thinks "That's some punany soonany right there".
by Steven April 27, 2019
mugGet the Punany soonanymug.

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