steven's definitions

laced up

To knock someone out with one good punch to the head.

Yo' bitch, you gonna get LACED UP right here if you don't back off me.

by Steven September 8, 2003

clitoris rex

A mysterious extinct dinosaur.

These look like the remains of the clitoris rex.

by Steven September 16, 2003

peg boy

1. In seafaring, a young male sailor in Her Majesty's Navy, usually of slender disposition who was designated to sit on a peg to keep his anus loose for penetration by the other sailors.
2. In more modern times, a derogatory term denoting a sissy, a fag, or a feminine sailor.

After a long day swabbing the decks, a visit to Billy the peg boy proved to be quite relaxing and enjoyable for Captain Wollingsworth.

by Steven February 28, 2005

george w bush

43rd President of the United States and was formerly the 46th Governor of the State of Texas.

"My name is George W. Bush, and I approved this message."

by steven March 1, 2005

scrollix

A play on words of bollix, often coupled with jimmy.

He fell on his jimmy scrollix

by Steven December 23, 2003

Macintrash

A more descriptive name for the slow, powerless, and overpriced Apple Macintosh.

Finally, the G5 Macintrash is out! But even after numerous manipulation of the benchmark, the SP_INT test still shows that G5 is slower than a Dell!

by Steven February 13, 2005

stick shift

Catching "yourself" on any inanimate object.

"I just got stick shifted by my bike."

by Steven April 5, 2004