A touchy-feely chick who hangs around with musicians.
That chick sure loves our band, but she's always trying to touch me and feel me up. She's a real gropie.
To be deathly afraid to go in the water for fear of being attacked by piranhas.
"A woman should never enter the river when menstruating, as this may attract piranhas. This is why so many women are totally piranhanoid."
A fit of anger displayed by a drummer or percussionist.
Man, don't tell the drummer his time is off. If you do, he'll throw a tempo tantrum.
An accident of the largest proportion.
"Man, that car sure was in an accident. Totally wrecked."
"Dude, that was a maxident!."
Someone who habitually deletes anything they can, automatically.
"Hey, did you get me last email"?
"Nah dude, it went right into the trash folder. Don't you know I am a deletist?".
A violent episode or tantrum experienced by a performing artist.
"Did you see that guitarist go off on the drummer? That was a classic example of stage rage".
Someone who is canivorous.
Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.