steve freund's definitions

cocklock

A chastity device for men.

I promised my chick I wouldn't have sex with any other women, and she bought me this cocklock.

by steve freund February 25, 2008

canivorous

A person who only eats canned foods.

"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."

by steve freund October 4, 2007

taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.

by steve freund November 2, 2007

canivore

Someone who is canivorous.

Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.

by steve freund October 4, 2007

pussyologist

One who is an expert in all things vaginal.

"That boy sure has a lot of girlfriends. He's a real pussyologist."

by steve freund October 7, 2007

Obamadrama

The political milieu witnessed by the USA during the election year 2008.

"Did you hear what Barack Obama's preacher said THIS time? This Obamadrama gets better every day!".

by steve freund March 25, 2008

gropie

A touchy-feely chick who hangs around with musicians.

That chick sure loves our band, but she's always trying to touch me and feel me up. She's a real gropie.

by steve freund January 11, 2008