steve freund's definitions

cocklock

A chastity device for men.

I promised my chick I wouldn't have sex with any other women, and she bought me this cocklock.

by steve freund February 25, 2008

financee

Someone you are engaged to strictly for financial reasons.

"He doesn't really love her, he loves her money. Until they actually get married, she is his financee."

by steve freund March 24, 2008

beastro

A place where unattractive people go to drink.

"Look at these animals at the bar. This place is a freakin' beastro."

by steve freund April 28, 2008

Obamadrama

The political milieu witnessed by the USA during the election year 2008.

"Did you hear what Barack Obama's preacher said THIS time? This Obamadrama gets better every day!".

by steve freund March 25, 2008

pachowli oil

Fragrant body oil for hippie dogs.

That poodle reminds me of the 60's. Must be her pachowli oil.

by steve freund November 6, 2007

drummer drama

Fits of emotional outbursts displayed by percussionists.

Dude, that band won't survive with all that drummer drama.

by steve freund November 4, 2007

tempo tantrum

A fit of anger displayed by a drummer or percussionist.

Man, don't tell the drummer his time is off. If you do, he'll throw a tempo tantrum.

by steve freund November 4, 2007