steve freund's definitions

canivorous

A person who only eats canned foods.

"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."

by steve freund October 4, 2007

canivore

Someone who is canivorous.

Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.

by steve freund October 4, 2007

cosmosis

To become one with the universe, by just being.

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."

by steve freund October 7, 2007

pussyologist

One who is an expert in all things vaginal.

"That boy sure has a lot of girlfriends. He's a real pussyologist."

by steve freund October 7, 2007

maxident

An accident of the largest proportion.

"Man, that car sure was in an accident. Totally wrecked."
"Dude, that was a maxident!."

by steve freund October 10, 2007

beelzebubbe

A satanic jewish grandmother.

The rabbi's grandmother is so evil, she is a real beelzebubbe.

by steve freund October 11, 2007

gropie

A touchy-feely chick who hangs around with musicians.

That chick sure loves our band, but she's always trying to touch me and feel me up. She's a real gropie.

by steve freund January 11, 2008