steve freund's definitions

piranhanoid

To be deathly afraid to go in the water for fear of being attacked by piranhas.

"A woman should never enter the river when menstruating, as this may attract piranhas. This is why so many women are totally piranhanoid."

by steve freund March 18, 2008

canivorous

A person who only eats canned foods.

"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."

by steve freund October 4, 2007

beelzebubbe

A satanic jewish grandmother.

The rabbi's grandmother is so evil, she is a real beelzebubbe.

by steve freund October 11, 2007

pussyologist

One who is an expert in all things vaginal.

"That boy sure has a lot of girlfriends. He's a real pussyologist."

by steve freund October 7, 2007

taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.

by steve freund November 2, 2007

canivore

Someone who is canivorous.

Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.

by steve freund October 4, 2007

cosmosis

To become one with the universe, by just being.

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."

by steve freund October 7, 2007