maxident

An accident of the largest proportion.

"Man, that car sure was in an accident. Totally wrecked."
"Dude, that was a maxident!."

by steve freund October 10, 2007

cocklock

I promised my chick I wouldn't have sex with any other women, and she bought me this cocklock.

by steve freund February 25, 2008

Someone you are engaged to strictly for financial reasons.

"He doesn't really love her, he loves her money. Until they actually get married, she is his financee."

by steve freund March 24, 2008

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."

by steve freund October 07, 2007

A violent episode or tantrum experienced by a performing artist.

"Did you see that guitarist go off on the drummer? That was a classic example of stage rage".

by steve freund March 15, 2008

The political milieu witnessed by the USA during the election year 2008.

"Did you hear what Barack Obama's preacher said THIS time? This Obamadrama gets better every day!".

by steve freund March 25, 2008

Someone who habitually deletes anything they can, automatically.

"Hey, did you get me last email"?
"Nah dude, it went right into the trash folder. Don't you know I am a deletist?".

by steve freund October 04, 2007