steve freund's definitions

piranhanoid

To be deathly afraid to go in the water for fear of being attacked by piranhas.

"A woman should never enter the river when menstruating, as this may attract piranhas. This is why so many women are totally piranhanoid."

by steve freund March 18, 2008

pussyologist

One who is an expert in all things vaginal.

"That boy sure has a lot of girlfriends. He's a real pussyologist."

by steve freund October 7, 2007

taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.

by steve freund November 2, 2007

canivore

Someone who is canivorous.

Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.

by steve freund October 4, 2007

beelzebubbe

A satanic jewish grandmother.

The rabbi's grandmother is so evil, she is a real beelzebubbe.

by steve freund October 11, 2007

deletist

Someone who habitually deletes anything they can, automatically.

"Hey, did you get me last email"?
"Nah dude, it went right into the trash folder. Don't you know I am a deletist?".

by steve freund October 4, 2007

Obamadrama

The political milieu witnessed by the USA during the election year 2008.

"Did you hear what Barack Obama's preacher said THIS time? This Obamadrama gets better every day!".

by steve freund March 25, 2008