cocklock

A chastity device for men.

I promised my chick I wouldn't have sex with any other women, and she bought me this cocklock.

by steve freund February 26, 2008

canivorous

A person who only eats canned foods.

"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."

by steve freund September 22, 2007

maxident

An accident of the largest proportion.

"Man, that car sure was in an accident. Totally wrecked."
"Dude, that was a maxident!."

by steve freund September 27, 2007

canivore

Someone who is canivorous.

Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.

by steve freund September 22, 2007

beastro

A place where unattractive people go to drink.

"Look at these animals at the bar. This place is a freakin' beastro."

by steve freund April 28, 2008

tempo tantrum

A fit of anger displayed by a drummer or percussionist.

Man, don't tell the drummer his time is off. If you do, he'll throw a tempo tantrum.

by steve freund October 19, 2007

piranhanoid

To be deathly afraid to go in the water for fear of being attacked by piranhas.

"A woman should never enter the river when menstruating, as this may attract piranhas. This is why so many women are totally piranhanoid."

by steve freund March 18, 2008