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choich

as in 'Church'. A place of worship for some.
'Loike, I'm off to choich!'
'You don't go to church!'
'Yes I do.'
'Oh.'
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
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chavilicious

Fantastically chav-like. Used in description of a typical chav or similar.
FCUK is chavilicious!
by Stephen W. Thomas December 1, 2004
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Imberhorny

To be chav-like, but from a middle-class setting. The origin is from Imberhorne school, in East Grinstead, where there is a high population of chavs from middle-class surburbia. Year 8 alone is approximately 72% chav, whereas Year 11, despite being a lesser 71.6% chav, has even more in the year itself. The word Imberhorny, is therefore to be like and Imberhorne chav.
'That kid just asked if I was gay.'
'Yeah, but he's Imberhorny, what does he know?'
'Besides, I'm shagging his sister as it is.'
'Ewww! You're so Imberhorny!'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005
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Woodland Bear

A large, round, mammal-like creature, known for his strange dancing and general attitude to life. How wonderful. Woodland Bear lives near the Ashdown Forest, close to his cousin Winnie. Also known as Woodland, WoodyB and Wooders.
Woodland Bear, Woodland Bear,
Is he here?
No, he's there.
Woodland Bear.
by Stephen W. Thomas July 16, 2008
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pokes my hemorroids!

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'
by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005
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West Hoathly

A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.
'Damn that West Hoathly church door.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
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skindie

A mixture between a skater and an indie. A desired state for some, a dreaded state for others.
"Look at that skindie over there!"
"That's not a skindie, thats an elephant."
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
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