stephen w. thomas's definitions
1) 'I wish I was a crabbage,
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
 Get the crabbagemug.
Get the crabbagemug. by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
 Get the wondabulousmug.
Get the wondabulousmug. by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005
 Get the pokes my hemorroids!mug.
Get the pokes my hemorroids!mug. A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet.  If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
 Get the West Hoathlymug.
Get the West Hoathlymug. FCUK is chavilicious!
by Stephen W. Thomas December 1, 2004
 Get the chaviliciousmug.
Get the chaviliciousmug. To be chav-like, but from a middle-class setting.  The origin is from Imberhorne school, in East Grinstead, where there is a high population of chavs from middle-class surburbia.  Year 8 alone is approximately 72% chav, whereas Year 11, despite being a lesser 71.6% chav, has even more in the year itself.  The word Imberhorny, is therefore to be like and Imberhorne chav.
'That kid just asked if I was gay.'
'Yeah, but he's Imberhorny, what does he know?'
'Besides, I'm shagging his sister as it is.'
'Ewww! You're so Imberhorny!'
'Yeah, but he's Imberhorny, what does he know?'
'Besides, I'm shagging his sister as it is.'
'Ewww! You're so Imberhorny!'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005
 Get the Imberhornymug.
Get the Imberhornymug. A popular shopping outlet for rich chavs.  Generally spelt Republic, it is pronounced 'Repubic' by anyone who has a good taste in clothes.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
 Get the Repubicmug.
Get the Repubicmug.