stephen w. thomas's definitions

The Fast Show

Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!

'Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!'

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

Tree Fairy

The Tree Fairy, also known as the Winter Fairy, brings on the season of winter. The Tree Fairy flys around the world at night, over several weeks late in the year, injecting trees with a special poison. This poison, 'Trisphinxius X' causes, over a short amount of time, the falling off of the tree's leaves. The Tree Fairy works late in the year only, a she takes trips to Bermuda every summer. Legend has it that once upon a time a Norwegian Pine saved the Tree Fairy's life, and as a payment, she has never injected an 'evergreen' since. Hallelujah.

'I am the tree fairy, and I bring you cold, ugly trees!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005

bjeebers

Bjeebers - sometimes followed by a (!), this indicates that the speaker is expressing fear or surprise. Not to be mistaken for bejeebers. They're completely different. Honest.

'Bjeebers! That pigeon almost ripped my head into two pieces!

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

terribibble

A word, meaning terrible, but helpful to cheer up the situation.

'Your mother's death was terribibble!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005

squinky

Angry, mad, frustrated and so forth. It has so many meanings I can't be arsed with them all.

'Why are you so squinky at me, Stan?'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

Lost Translation

'Lost in translation', after the meaning has, indeed, been lost in translation.

'I saw Lost Translation night last.'
'Shut up.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

wellyboots

Wellington boots, as adapted for quick conversation between immature morons such as myself.

'I went out splashing in puddles today.'
'Did you take your wellyboots?'
'Why, yes I did.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005