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crabbage

1) A pincered vegetable.
2) A crab salad.
1) 'I wish I was a crabbage,
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
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wondabulous

A mixture between 'wonderful' and 'fabulous'. Used to make your miserable lives just a tad better.
'That steak was wondabulous!'
'Not nearly as wondabulous as the ketchup.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
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pokes my hemorroids!

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'
by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005
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West Hoathly

A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.
'Damn that West Hoathly church door.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
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chavilicious

Fantastically chav-like. Used in description of a typical chav or similar.
FCUK is chavilicious!
by Stephen W. Thomas December 1, 2004
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Imberhorny

To be chav-like, but from a middle-class setting. The origin is from Imberhorne school, in East Grinstead, where there is a high population of chavs from middle-class surburbia. Year 8 alone is approximately 72% chav, whereas Year 11, despite being a lesser 71.6% chav, has even more in the year itself. The word Imberhorny, is therefore to be like and Imberhorne chav.
'That kid just asked if I was gay.'
'Yeah, but he's Imberhorny, what does he know?'
'Besides, I'm shagging his sister as it is.'
'Ewww! You're so Imberhorny!'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005
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Repubic

A popular shopping outlet for rich chavs. Generally spelt Republic, it is pronounced 'Repubic' by anyone who has a good taste in clothes.
'I saw Nick in Repubic on Tuesday.'
'Nick who?'
'Can't say on here, it would be a full name.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
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