'I love spag bol like a well-worn custard cream!'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 28, 2005
An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
A common term used to describe fire engines, when using a Cornish accent. I love the Cornish. Anyhoo, this is also a way to taste the drunkness of a friend, by seeing how many 'gin' sounds are added on the end.
Stan: Are you drunk, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I don't know.
Stan: Say 'foire engin'.
Jimmy: Foire engin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin.
Stan: Drunk fool.
Jimmy: I don't know.
Stan: Say 'foire engin'.
Jimmy: Foire engin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin.
Stan: Drunk fool.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 06, 2005
"I'm off to Copthorne."
"Oh, no. You won't find any hobbits there. Try Middle Earth."
"Is that near Crawley."
"Oh, no. You won't find any hobbits there. Try Middle Earth."
"Is that near Crawley."
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
FCUK is chavilicious!
by Stephen W. Thomas December 01, 2004
"Oh, that's an abscess, that is."
by Stephen W. Thomas October 18, 2004
by Stephen W. Thomas May 09, 2005