spag bol

Spaghetti bolognaise. And you're in idiot if you think otherwise.
'I love spag bol like a well-worn custard cream!'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 28, 2005
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what the monkey

An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
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Foire Engin

A common term used to describe fire engines, when using a Cornish accent. I love the Cornish. Anyhoo, this is also a way to taste the drunkness of a friend, by seeing how many 'gin' sounds are added on the end.
Stan: Are you drunk, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I don't know.
Stan: Say 'foire engin'.
Jimmy: Foire engin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin.
Stan: Drunk fool.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 06, 2005
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Copthorne

the place where the hobbits don't live.
"I'm off to Copthorne."
"Oh, no. You won't find any hobbits there. Try Middle Earth."
"Is that near Crawley."
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
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chavilicious

Fantastically chav-like. Used in description of a typical chav or similar.
FCUK is chavilicious!
by Stephen W. Thomas December 01, 2004
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abscess

"Oh, that's an abscess, that is."
by Stephen W. Thomas October 18, 2004
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Brightonshire

The collective counties of West and East Sussex.
"I went down to Brightonshire the other day. Twas sunny like the windfart.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 09, 2005
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