2 definitions by staringupyourskirt

Top Definition
A volcanic, wet, projectile shit, quite popularly found in truck stop and rest area bathroom stalls as the bowels have been agitated by long hours on the road and the mix of diesel fumes in the lungs. A boopsie sounds like a simmering geyser of volcanic mud, followed by the trumpeting sound of powerful flatulatic bursts of ass, culminating in a characterstic porcelain whistling noise. A boopsie shit will always brighten your day unless it is you, who is left with fiery asshole.
God damn son, the nasty fucking trucker in the stall next to me had the fucking boopsies, I almost blurted out laughing but I covered my mouth and the raspberries made him think I probably had the boopsies too.
by staringupyourskirt February 16, 2008
abb. n. pl. Spermatozoa The mature fertilizing gamete of a male organism, usually consisting of a round or cylindrical nucleated cell, a short neck, and a thin motile tail. Apparently these microscopic, haploid gametes taste terrible unless you're a porn starlet looking to make a name for yourself, were molested as a youngster, or are a fat girl or faggot (or any combination therein).

Purportedly tastes 'better' when exchanged between 2(two)or more females in a time-honored tradition known as 'cement mixing' or 'cum swapping.'
Yo, that 'single mother whore' that I met on the internet who showed me her tits on cam, came over last night and I gave her a tazoa milkshake. She gargled it, played with it in her mouth and showed me how healthy I was and what a great job I did before swallowing it all down. I haven't called the slut since.
by staringupyourskirt April 15, 2006

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