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49 definitions by st. ias

This is journalese for judge my report
An experienced journalist had had a difference of opinion, about an article he had finished writing, with his sub editor. He took the article the editor, placed it on his desk and said " JMR "
by St. Ias September 20, 2005
Jotting meticulous reports
When British Prime Minister Tony Blair gives interviews to the press most of the political journalists in attendance may be seen JMR
by St. Ias September 16, 2005
Toot is the noise made when a person blows their car horn
Many motorists give a toot on the horn, and wave of the hand, when driving through a main street in a country market town if they spot a friend.
by St. Ias October 26, 2005
FUN is an acronym for fucking usually nightime
My girlfriend asked her chum what she intended to do at the weekend. Her friend told her FUN
by St. Ias November 07, 2005
A person who jumps to conclusions
A jumper sometimes jumps to conclusions by gut instinct
by St. Ias September 18, 2005
SHE is a novel written in 1887 by H. Rider Haggard
I have not read She. I must check to see if there is a copy in the local library
by St. Ias September 18, 2005
A rackjob means being chained to bars high on a wall in the dungeon of a dominatrix
A man came to the reception desk at Madam X's House of Pleasure. The receptionist phoned through to her mistress who was in the dungeon and said " There is another rackjob here ".
by St. Ias October 04, 2005