3 definitions by ssvbxx

dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 21, 2023

Dord

A unit of density approximately equal to 23.6 grams per cubic centimeter. It first appeared in the 1934 edition of the Merrian-Webster Dictionary.

This substance has a density of 50 grams per cubic centimeter, or about 2.1 dords.

by ssvbxx April 23, 2023

boutrageous

So outrageous that it causes physical violence.

This news is...it's...it's...BOUTRAGEOUS! *throws chair*

by ssvbxx June 29, 2023