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2 definitions by ssmhchr

1. Of a woman, not ageing gracefully.
2. The outward signs of ageing in a woman.
Derived from beldam.
Time had not been kind to Aunt Margaret. With each passing month she became more beldamaged, until her once youthful appearance vanished entirely.
by ssmhchr December 28, 2009
Driving a motor vehicle while talking or texting on a cell phone.
Each time I see someone driving and talking on the phone I say to myself something's got to be done about these dangerous people; but nothing ever is. They just keep motoring along playing Blackberry roulette until one day their carelessness alters the life of an innocent.
by ssmhchr November 28, 2009