ss's definitions

HTML monkey

Someone who does the content maintenance for a web site that could technically be performed by a monkey with a typewriter -- the HTML work nobody wants to do, usually entry-level, dues-paying work in the web world.

But... Joe's the HTML Monkey! If you lay him off, who's going to do the content updates? None of the developers want to do it, it's beneath them!

by SS January 22, 2004

xillorian

Roman term for the dude that washed the gladiator's jockstraps.

"Did that xillorian wash the pungent smell from my jock yet?"

by SS January 28, 2005

Complasser

Complasser - the state of being completely drunk and intoxicated.

SG was an emample of complasser on New Years Eve.

by SS January 3, 2005

lage

Noun: marijuana, weed, grass

Verb: (To Lage) the act of smoking marijuana. The opposite of rage.

Adj/Adv: (Laged) the state of mind of being stoned

noun: Let's go smoke some lage.

verb: I laged earlier and am so hungry right now. I don't want to rage, I want to lage!

adj./adv.: That laged idiot forgot he had a pot of boiling water on the stove.

by SS February 29, 2004

booncey

What rubber balls are

Have you brought booncey with you

by SS June 20, 2003

cheechako

A new-comer to Alaska, ignorant of the terrain, the weather, the animals, the culture, the necessary driving skills in the winter, etc. Opposite of a sourdough.

-Did you see the 90-car pile-up on the Glenn Highway this morning on your way to work?
--Yeah, and how much you wanna bet that it was all caused by some goddamn Cheechako at the front of the pack?

by SS January 22, 2004

steiny

A Steinlager beer

Yo! Toss me a Steiny!

by SS January 22, 2004