ss's definitions

xillorian

Roman term for the dude that washed the gladiator's jockstraps.

"Did that xillorian wash the pungent smell from my jock yet?"

by SS January 28, 2005

hot belly

A young lady living in cincinnati whose belly gets particularly warm while sleeping. Hot belly is good to cuddle up against. She is also hot in the sexual sense.

Damn hot belly, your belly's on fire!

by ss February 7, 2005

Bendy

Horny as hell. Dervied from 'supple,' lithesome.

How bendy are you feeling tonight comma babe?

by SS February 10, 2005

lage

Noun: marijuana, weed, grass

Verb: (To Lage) the act of smoking marijuana. The opposite of rage.

Adj/Adv: (Laged) the state of mind of being stoned

noun: Let's go smoke some lage.

verb: I laged earlier and am so hungry right now. I don't want to rage, I want to lage!

adj./adv.: That laged idiot forgot he had a pot of boiling water on the stove.

by SS February 29, 2004

gert

Big or very

Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.

by ss March 19, 2004

Last mile

1. the circuit between your house and the telco, typically the biggest problem in getting a quality connection to the Internet.
2. the final leg of any journey
3. the final delivery mechanism for anything

this portal solution is the 'last mile' between our company's data and its employees

by SS January 22, 2004

HTML monkey

Someone who does the content maintenance for a web site that could technically be performed by a monkey with a typewriter -- the HTML work nobody wants to do, usually entry-level, dues-paying work in the web world.

But... Joe's the HTML Monkey! If you lay him off, who's going to do the content updates? None of the developers want to do it, it's beneath them!

by SS January 22, 2004