Chevy's lame answer to the Dodge Neon SRT-4. Expect high 14 second 1/4 mile times or even as high as low 15 seconds with the average female driver. The car costs around $20k new. Most drivers are complete dicks that cannot comprehend their shitbox is more competition for an Acura RSX base or a Nissan Sentra SE-R.
Joe: "Did you see the punk ass driving the Cobalt SS trying to pass the SRT-4?"
Brandon: "Yeah I saw it, that SRT-4 was just toying with him. The SRT-4 let the Cobalt jump ahead then pwned his bitch ass."