2 definitions by sressler
The toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain.
"When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense."
by sressler December 22, 2006
The trumpeting fart that occasionally comes at the start of a pooping session that announces the coming bowell movement to all within earshot.
"I wasn't sure if Phillip was going to be using the toilet for number one or number two, until his mighty dumpet shook the windows and echoed far beyond the four thin walls of the bathroom"
by sressler December 22, 2006