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The Great War of Olly Bolly ran from August 2021 until December 2021, involving the Olly Bolly and KT Bee nations. The cause of this monster event is unknown, but the outcome was catastrophic. The war was resolved by Olly Bolly losing at bowling, causing him to retreat back into his futile cave of Chelsea memorabilia and a cardboard cutout of Drogba.
“Mum what was the most historic war of the 21st century?”

“Oh that would be the Great War of Olly Bolly, what a tragic event”
by squishavacado January 3, 2022
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alex: “yo is katie still simping for james?”
issac: “nah lad, she’s simping for owen linsey now.”
by squishavacado November 22, 2021
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5’3 of pure legendary material. Big bunda but lacking in the chest department, still enough for a sufficient bounce though. 10/10 for retarded personality, clumsy enough to bash her knee every other time she gets out of bed, massive simp for James Shaw and will make hot chocolates on demand. Also written off.
James: “My girlfriend is perfect”
John: “Definetly a Katie Bennett”
by squishavacado April 9, 2020
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