1 definition by squirtgirl
The most amazing super hero Columbus,ohio has ever known. Adored by his fans and wanted by women the world over. Squirtman showers his fans with gifts and his enemies with a shrinking rain. Squirtman is your friend!!!!!
umbrella man:I will get Squirtman!
Squirtman:Oh no you don't my shrinking nemesis!
12 inch umbrella man:flyin' penguins! Squirtman is NOT my friend!
Squirtman:Oh no you don't my shrinking nemesis!
12 inch umbrella man:flyin' penguins! Squirtman is NOT my friend!
by squirtgirl November 23, 2011