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1. Rodrigo Moreno Machado, known simply as 'Rodrrrigo', is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Valencia CF and the Spain national team as a winger or striker.
2. Rodrigo De Souza, known simply as 'Rodrrrigo', is a fictional character from the Amazon Prime series 'Mozart in the Jungle'.
note: in both cases, the phonetic spelling (in which the second r is rolled aggressively) was adopted in response to Amurrrcans refusing to pronounce the name correctly, setting the record straight once and for all.
2. Rodrigo De Souza, known simply as 'Rodrrrigo', is a fictional character from the Amazon Prime series 'Mozart in the Jungle'.
note: in both cases, the phonetic spelling (in which the second r is rolled aggressively) was adopted in response to Amurrrcans refusing to pronounce the name correctly, setting the record straight once and for all.
1. "Good pass, Rodrrrigo!"
2. dude: "I don't understand that show 'Mozart in the Jungle', why would anybody watch that garbage"; chick: "..." (*distractedly caresses self while daydreaming of Rodrrrigo)
2. dude: "I don't understand that show 'Mozart in the Jungle', why would anybody watch that garbage"; chick: "..." (*distractedly caresses self while daydreaming of Rodrrrigo)
by squiggular February 6, 2019
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Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
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Get the Fecus mug.The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.
Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
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Get the Deuce mug.Sex outdoors (one or more of the participants typically has a penis, but substitutions are sometimes made).
Sex on a farm or ranch, specifically in the presence of chickens.
Sex on a farm or ranch, specifically in the presence of chickens.
Chester gave me a good Free-Range Dickin’ out at Gaucho Ranch the other day… I still have feathers in my asscrack!
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