spurtd21's definitions

empty netter

A humorous comment that occurs when somebody says something that lends itself to a great joke, as in an empty net goal in hockey. An empty netter is often a sex-related comment.

When my girlfriend said I never knew what would come out of her mouth, it was an empty netter for me to say that I know what goes into her mouth.

by spurtd21 December 1, 2009

Bueller mode

The status of a computer that is running extremely slowly. A term used when a computer will not respond to commands. This is a reference to the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off, when Ferris' teacher (played by Ben Stein) says his name during role call:"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

It took forever for my computer to do anything this morning. It was in Bueller mode.

by spurtd21 February 18, 2011