20 definitions by spudart

Pigeon

A slow modem. When your internet connection is really sluggish, you might have a pigeon for a modem.

The pigeon provided by my cable company is so incredibly slow.

by spudart July 26, 2017

cohog

Two people who take up all the space on the couch.

Hey, why can't you make room for me on the couch!? You two are such cohogs!

by spudart January 18, 2012

chocoholicday

Another name for Monday

To get through Mondays, I eat a lot of chocolate. Instead of calling it "Monday" I like to say it is "Chocoholicday."

by spudart August 16, 2010

CRZAY

When something is beyond crazy. You can't even get yourself to say crazy the normal way, you end up saying CRZAY.

Person 1: This donut is so CRZAY.

Person 2: You mean crazy?
Person 1: Did you hear what I just said? I said CRZAY.

by spudart November 16, 2011

buoyant poop

The type of poop that doesn't flush down the toilet on the first try.

I don't understand how people don't watch to see if their poopies go down. Sometimes they are very buoyant poop.

by spudart December 28, 2011

lll

laughing laughing laughing. Not just a short laugh. Not just a laugh out loud. But a prolonged laugh of good length.

Did you see that potato? lll

by spudart January 4, 2012

yollo

When you say both 'yo' and 'hello' at the same time, with a little ironic flavor of yolo.

Yollo Liam! How are you?

by spudart January 13, 2021