3 definitions by spoodz

Asscapper 3000

A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire

Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000

by spoodz February 7, 2020

Exbigatodado

Your dying and your mom cant help you because you live in her basement.

I wish you were Exbigatodado

by spoodz March 3, 2020

Annika

The most beautiful cutest HOTTEST female on the planet she has gorgeous green eyes with brown hair that is so spicy bruh no cap she’s so hot she’s a big booty female and is so hot dude like no cap 0 cap is in this paragraph and that’s fax my g. but being serious she is the nicest sweetest funniest girl you’ll meet she is tall but she’s still shorter than her boyfriend who’s so sexy bruh but back to Annika she’s the best thing that any guy could ask for and I hope one day I can meet onexoxoxoxoxoxo

Annika is so hot dag gum

by spoodz February 2, 2022