19 definitions by spltbird

piss pump

a penis

that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

push brown

The act of defecation.

i've gotta go push brown before we leave.

by spltbird October 21, 2002

BYOB

Bring your own bitch

Tom: what's up with the party tonight, everyone brought a bitch....

Dick: yeah, didn't you know it was BYOB night?

by spltbird October 21, 2002

dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of

Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving

by spltbird April 3, 2006

truffle shuffle

to hold and shake your stomach, from the movie "goonies"

did you see Cedric the Entertainer do the truffle shuffle after the show?

by spltbird November 25, 2002