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Coffee

Nectar of the Gods. Coffee is a magical drink made of nothing more then a great-smelling bean and water, then heated to bring out the flavor. Coffee is like a great-tasting energy drink that is actually completely healthy for you! It has amazing health benefits such as; Lowering the risk of Diabetes, Parkinson's Disease, Colon Cancer, Headaches, and risk of Cavities! Plus it's addictive! I CAN'T STOP SHAKING!!! At least Coffee addiction is better then Meth addiction!
Man: Dude, why are you shaking so much?

Dude: Coffee, Man! COFFEE!
by Splek February 16, 2009
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F U

What, you thought it only meant "Fuck You"? But it is a good way to fuck with people.

1: "F U!"

2: "WUT!?"

1: "Florida University? Duh"

2: "Wait, what?"
by Splek December 17, 2008
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Editors

There are two kinds to Editors;

1. The good kind of Editor who pays attention and takes alittle time out of their day to look and think about every new definition that comes along they're way. Usually doing 50~150 definitions in one sitting.

2. 10 year old n00blets who think they actually have a chance at being the law somewhere, and usually say "NO" and "I Don't Know" to every definition. These usually get bored of this within two weeks.
1.
Guy1: I'm glad we have Editors! Sure it takes over a month for my deff to get through, but at least we have a filter!
Guy2: Are you on crack?

2.
n00blet: lolololo i iz guna turn down all deez defs so pplz wil haz to bow down 2 me nd i wil bee teh new kind uf ub!1!! lolollloll
Guy2:BANHAMMER TIME!!!

I am an Editor, I assure you I am NOT a n00blet! I do about 100 within one sitting, and read and think about every definition I pass before I answer whether it should be posted or not! Don't think that Urban Dictionary is going down the drain! Its not there yet!
by Splek March 14, 2009
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Beer Zombie

Someone who is drunk 24/7. So drunk they are believed to have passed away, while their body is still alive and is now running on nothing but alcohol. This type of Zombie is usually vary neutral, and won't try to eat you. Although it is a fun idea to invite him over to your house to play video games with one, it is not suggested, because they will piss on everything you own.
Man: Hey dude, you see A.J. anywhere?
Dude: No- wait, HES BEHIND YOU!!!
Beer Zombie: ahaghjshjj *falls over*
by Splek January 1, 2009
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The Enclosed Instruction Book

1. A video game guide booklet that comes packaged with the CD-i game "Hotel Mario".

2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.
1. If you need instructions on howta get through duh hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book.

2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!
by Splek January 22, 2009
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