6 definitions by splatharri
A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)
(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).
(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).
by splatharri September 20, 2006
The irritating phrase repeated relentlessly by an individual who has blatantly asked you for advice or a demonstration on a given subject and proceeds then to dismiss everything you tell them (often cutting you off mid-sentence) in a feeble attempt at not appearing as unknowledgeable as you clearly know them to be; thus culminating with said individual's arrogance preventing them from gleaning any information from you whatsoever.
You: So Andrew, to begin with we need to engage stage B...
Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!
You: ...then move on to instigate phase...
Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!
You: ...two of the...
Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!
You: ...process. *Sighs*
Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!
You: ...then move on to instigate phase...
Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!
You: ...two of the...
Andrew: Yeh, yeh, yeh!
You: ...process. *Sighs*
by splatharri July 30, 2010
The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.
by splatharri February 13, 2018
by splatharri February 1, 2013
Said upon discovering that an individual is not as unintelligent as initially thought. (Chiefly (NW) British Isles, slang, could be construed as complimentary)
"Eee! I thought you were as thick as two short planks, but it turns out you're not as green as you're cabbage looking"
by splatharri March 29, 2010
(British colloquial slang)
(Pronounced as 'mother') Descriptive of heavy falling snow (though not nearly as severe as a blizzard).
(Pronounced as 'mother') Descriptive of heavy falling snow (though not nearly as severe as a blizzard).
by splatharri March 29, 2010