43 definitions by spit blood

heated

noun: involving dangerous or controversial circumstances

So that chick sucked off Bob and Joe on the same night and neither one knew? That's mad heated!

by spit blood April 15, 2003

Pummela Handerson

A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")

So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?

by spit blood April 21, 2003

N.W.A.

No Whites Allowed = What white people think NWA stands for.

Hey guys. NWA is so cool. When I grow up, I want to be black.

by spit blood April 15, 2003

axion

a.k.a. "action"
sexual intercourse

Your mom is coming by tonight so I'm pretty sure I'll get some axion.

by spit blood April 15, 2003

deeznuts

"these nuts": one's own testicles.

Did you see Mindy looking at me? That girl totally wants deeznuts.

by spit blood April 15, 2003

FUG

A Fucking Ugly Girl
On a scale of 1-10, a zero.
see also warpig

That chick is so hairy she got a full-fledged mustache, what a FUG.

by spit blood April 16, 2003

SHB

Super Hot Babe
On a scale of 1-10 a 9.5+
also see HB

Heidi Klum is the prototypical SHB

by spit blood April 16, 2003