2 definitions by spider kidzs
Suddenly focusing all of one's mindfulness and energy towards a previously insignificant objective, even at great personal cost.
Manager: This note from IT says your login was banned because you haven't watched the phishing awareness video in six months, and you ignore their reminders.
Employee: Those reminders were phishing attempts, sir. I'm fuckin' unphishable because the video is living inside my eyes. Its agreeable calypso backtrack is now the beat of my furious heart. And I see now that you've been compromised by the adversary in their latest attempt to phish me.
Manager: You need to call Cloudcellerate helpdesk right n-
Employee: (stands up really fast) LOOK, THINK, DELETE! SIR! YOU ARE COMPROMISED!
Employee: (approaching manager) LOOK, THINK, DELETE!
Manager: Cool your crazy shit, son. Just needed to see if you've been activated.
Employee: Those reminders were phishing attempts, sir. I'm fuckin' unphishable because the video is living inside my eyes. Its agreeable calypso backtrack is now the beat of my furious heart. And I see now that you've been compromised by the adversary in their latest attempt to phish me.
Manager: You need to call Cloudcellerate helpdesk right n-
Employee: (stands up really fast) LOOK, THINK, DELETE! SIR! YOU ARE COMPROMISED!
Employee: (approaching manager) LOOK, THINK, DELETE!
Manager: Cool your crazy shit, son. Just needed to see if you've been activated.
by spider kidzs July 30, 2021
verb (frequently with -"up")
To unintentionally change the observable characteristics of something, by the actions performed to make an observation. Derived from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
To unintentionally change the observable characteristics of something, by the actions performed to make an observation. Derived from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
Design Engineer: "Why did you report that my board's 12v rail drops out under such a low current load? My rail does NOT sag when the board is installed in any of our products. How are you testing this?"
Test Engineer: "I'm using a huge giant solenoid to make/break the cooling fan's power contact, that's the only way to override the software's fan control. Since it's a 12v solenoid, I figured I'd just source its current from the board. All I gotta do is turn on the fan, and your board eats shit. It's a tiny little fan, why did you use such a pussy-ass voltage regulator?
Design engineer: "The fan isn't doing this, dumb shit. It's you, Heisenberging up my board with your solenoid. Find your own power supply for your horseshit test setup, better yet find me a real test engineer."
Test Engineer: "I'm using a huge giant solenoid to make/break the cooling fan's power contact, that's the only way to override the software's fan control. Since it's a 12v solenoid, I figured I'd just source its current from the board. All I gotta do is turn on the fan, and your board eats shit. It's a tiny little fan, why did you use such a pussy-ass voltage regulator?
Design engineer: "The fan isn't doing this, dumb shit. It's you, Heisenberging up my board with your solenoid. Find your own power supply for your horseshit test setup, better yet find me a real test engineer."
by spider kidzs January 4, 2022