2 definitions by speedy07
least manly state ever. consists of rich boy bitches and slutty fat chicks who think their hot cause their parents have a large bank account. even less manly than hawai'i and utah. no one would ever want to visit there for fear of catching gay.
guy1: dude lets go hit up cali this weekend and score us some hot california bitches.
guy2: fuck that shit, I don't want chlamydia. Some fagget asian will try to bend me over.
guy2: fuck that shit, I don't want chlamydia. Some fagget asian will try to bend me over.
by speedy07 November 26, 2006
The biggest eyesore of the US. Just because of the fact it is the largest state in the continental US, Texans believe they are better than other Americans, somehow. Most(not all) of them have at some point worked on a farm, gotten drunk and gone hunting, dragged a black person behind their truck, and skipped work to watch a football game on TV.
The saying goes "Texas could live without the US, but the US couldn't live without Texas."
Well in reality, its more like "Texas could live without the US, but the US wouldn't care anyways."
The saying goes "Texas could live without the US, but the US couldn't live without Texas."
Well in reality, its more like "Texas could live without the US, but the US wouldn't care anyways."
guy1: dont mess with texas, we're bad ass.
guy2: didn't some guy burn an american flag on the steps of the capital once?
guy1: well...yes, but thats his freedom of speech.
guy2: so I couldnt, per say, go to the capital of Idaho and burn a flag?
guy1: fuck you, texas has a bigger penis than your state. now I have to go kill a black guy.
guy2: didn't some guy burn an american flag on the steps of the capital once?
guy1: well...yes, but thats his freedom of speech.
guy2: so I couldnt, per say, go to the capital of Idaho and burn a flag?
guy1: fuck you, texas has a bigger penis than your state. now I have to go kill a black guy.
by speedy07 December 25, 2006