speech teach's definitions

cropbag

a concealed weapon

I shot the intruder with my cropbag.

by speech teach March 6, 2018

armwig

A stripper with hairy arm pits and coochie hair.

A stripper named Baldie lifted her armwig and it was musty with hair falling from her vagina.

by speech teach April 16, 2019

shmuc

An idiot

Bro, you're such a shmuc!

by speech teach October 10, 2019

fitjam

The playlist or individual song one listens to when working out

My fitjam makes exercising bearable.

by speech teach October 10, 2019

Hagjab

A physical blow

If you don't give me back my phone, I'm gonna hagjab you!

by speech teach March 1, 2017

gampfuje

A brown horse's awkward way of walking

The brown horse walked with a gampfuje.

by speech teach April 16, 2019

boomawass

To smoke or drink in excess, causing a state of euphoria

I saw a guy drinking Hennessy after the Alabama victory. I'm sure he was boomawassed!

by speech teach October 15, 2018