speech teach's definitions

melgs

A portable male prostitute

Jessica ordered a melgs for bachelorette party!

by speech teach April 17, 2019

armwig

A stripper with hairy arm pits and coochie hair.

A stripper named Baldie lifted her armwig and it was musty with hair falling from her vagina.

by speech teach April 16, 2019

sell pub

Another name for liquor store

The sell pub has really good deals on 24-packs this weekend.

by speech teach February 26, 2018

cropbag

a concealed weapon

I shot the intruder with my cropbag.

by speech teach March 6, 2018

vapefucked

vaping while having sexual intercourse.

They vapefucked so hard you could see the smoke coming out from under the door.

by speech teach October 10, 2019

purhbday

The week of your birthday

Christmas is my purhbday.

by speech teach October 9, 2019

Idiccus

Act of foolishness or stupidity

Christian came to class high on marijuana; he is such an idiccus!

by speech teach March 6, 2018