2 definitions by sparrow system
A precious cinnamon roll that we must protect at ALL costs. I don't care if you die, as long as my gay disney prince lives. Of course, he shares a lot of his fame with his... sides. We love them just as much. Say hi to Virgil, Patton, Logan, Roman, Janus, Remus, and of course, Remy. Remy is chaotic and we're here for it. GIVE US MORE OF HIM THOMAS.
The one and only Thomas Sanders: Ok guys! We're coming out with a new Sanders Sides video, anyone have ideas?
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???
by sparrow system May 24, 2020
The greatest insult to ever be uttered by an angel of the lord. More specifically, Castiel.
This insult can commonly be found when and angel holding a Molotov cocktail of holy fire
This insult can commonly be found when and angel holding a Molotov cocktail of holy fire
"Hey assbutt!"
*throws molotov cocktail at Michael*
Dean: "Assbutt?"
Bobby: "Can we not talk about this right now? In case you haven't noticed, we are literally in the middle of the APOCALYPSE? Idjits."
*throws molotov cocktail at Michael*
Dean: "Assbutt?"
Bobby: "Can we not talk about this right now? In case you haven't noticed, we are literally in the middle of the APOCALYPSE? Idjits."
by sparrow system June 11, 2020