sparko's definitions

lambe chocha

Spanish words meaning:

1. To lick a vagina.
2. To be pussy whooped
3. An endearing term for a friend who would lick a vagina.

Pepito would not come out because his girlfriend, Guadalupe would not let him. You could call him a lambe chocha because he is at the mercy of the cooch.

by Sparko March 27, 2008

Nigger

Generally a bad word. Some use it to degrade, defame, hurt, downgrade, slander, cheapen, humiliate, and some use a form of it, nigga, as a term of endearment.
Can define a rude or ignorant person.

1. Howard Cosell: Hey, what's going on my nigger?
Muhammad Ali: What?!
*The champ throws three lighting jabs and Cosell is out for the night*
2. Chris Rock: When I go to the money machine tonight, alright, I ain't looking over my back for the media: I'm looking for niggas!'

by Sparko April 6, 2008

Mary Con

An undercover way of saying maricon.

Two Puerto Ricans are trying to have a conversation on the down low, instead of saying, "you are gay" they'll say "you are a mary con".

by Sparko March 27, 2008

brain punch

The feeling in your head that comes when you take in smoke that immediately changes your state of mind. If you weren't high before the brain punch, you will be after. If you were high before the brain punch, afterwards you'll have turned into a temporary vegetable.

Right as the gravity bong's smoke entered my chest, I felt my brain crash into my skull. I immediately fell into the closet that was behind me and was asleep before i fully hit the floor. I got brain punched.

by Sparko March 29, 2008

spear chugger

A Cutler Ridge term indicating a niggerish nigger acting like a super nigger.

When everyone is having a good time, the spear chuggers tend to mess things up by being super Cutler Ridge uber-niggers.

by Sparko March 28, 2008

pajuato

Sounds like: Pa Hua Toh

Spanish for

1. A person who is acting stupid, or silly, or just is.
2. When someone is slow, or spaced out.
3. A retard by choice.

Pepito is sleeping in his car, while at a red light. The light turns green and Pepito doesn't move till the horns of a thousand rush hour drivers wake him up. You can say that he's acting like a pajuato.

by Sparko March 27, 2008

Dubfired

To be invited or supposedly welcomed, to participate or attend, in an event, party or show, which you ultimately get denied access to.

Ali ‘Dubfire’ Shriazinia, new Dark Lord Of Techno, and one half of the Grammy winning DJ/production duo Deep Dish, tried to get in @ The Fifth, a trendy club in South Beach, only to be denied entry. Dubfire apparently wasn't on "the list".
Dubfire was dubfired @ the door.

by Sparko March 28, 2008