3 definitions by somnambulentfeline

Bro: A friend who puts other friends before girls, with many smaller requirements, as defined in the bro code.

Bro code: a set of rules every bro should live by. The main rule being "Bros before hos".

Note; There is a book titled "The Bro Code" that defines all rules.
"No, I can't fuck you tonight, I got a party with my bros."
by somnambulentfeline January 26, 2010
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Person 1: How's your night going?
Person 2: My landlord turned off my water... just H2O I guess
by somnambulentfeline November 1, 2021
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Person 1: How's your night going?
Person 2: My landlord turned off the water, but I guess I'll just H2O
by somnambulentfeline November 1, 2021
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