13 definitions by somebodythatyoudontknow

Mississippi Mud Baby

A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby

"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Hot mustard

When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color

"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.

by somebodythatyoudontknow May 5, 2018

Popcorn Shits

When you go to the movies and order too much popcorn and when ya get home your stomach starts to queeze and when ya shit, it'll go pop pop pop pop outta your ass

"Ay get the small popcorn this time"
"Why?"
"I ate a large popcorn during the last movie and I took residency on my toilet with the popcorn shits"

by somebodythatyoudontknow July 9, 2022

Bambi Beef

A term used in Arkansas/East Texas for venison

"Oh Steve went to Conway County this weekend and brought back some of that Bambi Beef"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

biscuits and chocolate gravy

When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks

"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Pride Month

A month celebrating dudes who take it in the ass

"Nothing says Pride Month like rainbows and dildos!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 15, 2022