5 definitions by some random dickhead on urbdic
James mom: (starts walking to James room)
James: oh crap (closes pornhub)
James: shit I need to clean this cum up fast and tone my pen down
James: (gets tissue and cleans cum)
James mom: (walks in)
James: Crap!.. Hi mom!
James mom: Hi James is that a boner?
James: (puts hands on crotch) Nope!
James mom: Ok just remember to do the dishes!
James: Phew!
James: oh crap (closes pornhub)
James: shit I need to clean this cum up fast and tone my pen down
James: (gets tissue and cleans cum)
James mom: (walks in)
James: Crap!.. Hi mom!
James mom: Hi James is that a boner?
James: (puts hands on crotch) Nope!
James mom: Ok just remember to do the dishes!
James: Phew!
by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021
Before I thrusted my large veiny hard cum filled cock in her mouth she instantly started licking my cock making me precum a tiny bit
by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021
by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021
Bella: Harder daddy!
Ben: I'm gonna cum!!
Bella: Don't pull out!
Ben: OHHUHHHHHAHHHHHHH (CUMS)
Bella:MMMMMMMMMM (moans)
Ben: I'm done phew.
Bella: I want more!
Ben: oh boy..
Ben: I'm gonna cum!!
Bella: Don't pull out!
Ben: OHHUHHHHHAHHHHHHH (CUMS)
Bella:MMMMMMMMMM (moans)
Ben: I'm done phew.
Bella: I want more!
Ben: oh boy..
by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021
Paul: why do you keep jizz in your pants?! You're like a cum holder!
Greg: it feels nice on my cock
Paul: sounds good maybe I'll go home pull up the ol' pornhub and keep some miss in my pants
(Next day)
Sophie:ewww what's that In your pants.
Paul: it's jizz it feels nice
Sophie: I wish I could cum,
Paul: you can just go on pornhub!
Sophie: I'll try it!
Then the cycle continues!
Greg: it feels nice on my cock
Paul: sounds good maybe I'll go home pull up the ol' pornhub and keep some miss in my pants
(Next day)
Sophie:ewww what's that In your pants.
Paul: it's jizz it feels nice
Sophie: I wish I could cum,
Paul: you can just go on pornhub!
Sophie: I'll try it!
Then the cycle continues!
by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021