5 definitions by soesoe

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The sea on the east coast of Korea. So on a map it would be the stretch of water that is on the left on Korea.

The Sea of Japan and the East Sea are simply two different names for the same territory of water.

The other definitions of the East Sea were clearly made by under-educated and brainwashed Japanese kids, therefore being extremely biased and incredibly ignorant. I am truly sympathetic that Japanese kids do not have a chance to learn that their country is guilty of changing history in their textbooks so that their country can mess with geography and history. This is not a biased suspicion or presumption. It's as true as the fact that Japan bombed Pearl Harbor during World War II. If you don't believe me, look it up.
Korean Kid(while chilling and hanging out with beautiful Korean women): It's so funny seeing Japanese kids get all excited over a sea they don't know dick about. I'm sure Korea and Japan can come to an agreement that satisfies both countries.

Japanese Kid(while watching really shitty anime, eating week old sushi and paying slutty Japanese women to sit next to him): NO!! NO!! Sea of Japan!! Not East Sea!!
I'm brainwashed..Me stupid!yah yah!!
by soesoe May 31, 2006

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A small island far off the east coast of Korea. It was made into Japanese territory during the Japanese colonization and occupation of Korea in the 1900s.

Nowadays, there are heated discussions on whose land it is between the two countries. Because this is a dictionary, I won't give my direct opinion, but I am aware that Japan has made a ridiculous attempt at displaying their ownership over the island by making a "Taekeshima" day in their own country. Taekeshima is the Japanese word for Dokdo. Wow, it must be exciting. A day where Japanese people eat sushi while enjoying their so called "ownership" over another country's land. Also, another thing that I find untrustworthy of Japan is that they still haven't made official apologies for slaughtering people in China, Korea and other asian countries several decades ago. Splendid. Not to mention that all the other definitions of Dokdo in here are obviously made by brainwashed Japanese kids. This is perfectly credible information because it's an international truth that Japan conveniently meddled with significant Asian history in their textbooks so that they don't really look like war criminals.
Japan is so cute with their little Taekeshima day. Tee Hee Hee. But the right term is DOKDO, because it was made first.
by soesoe May 19, 2006

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A word used to describe a supposedly good tasting penis. I wouldn't know because I'm a guy. Or won't I? Heheheh..

Anyway that's what it means..
What a wangalicious wang you have there, my friend.
by soesoe March 29, 2006

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A very strange, frightening country. Many dithering idiots may be under the impression that Sailormoon often prances down the streets of Tokyo, but this is a very simple and clear example of the word, bullshit.

In reality Japan is:
1.Filled with taboo porn. Rape, Incest, Fantasy(tentacles raping little girls and stuff), Bondage, Torture, Bukkake and Pedophilia are all genres of porn that are popular among Japanese people. While other adolescent teens from sexually normal countries are watching ,say, classical Jenna Jameson porn, note that Japanese teenagers will be thoroughly enjoying little girls being raped by green tentacles.
2.A country which has a high incest rate. In Japan, there is a frighteningly large amount of women with crossed eyes, or other deformities. This is often because their biological parents are related to each other. By related, I'm not talking about Roosevelt and his cousin, I'm talking about shit like brother and sister. This is not a racial slur, it is a hard fact based on newspaper articles and surveys.
3.Dangerous for women. It is said that Japanese women think it obvious that they should get groped in crowded ares. So, all women should stay away from crowded places before they get violated by some Japanese pervert*.
*A redundant term.
4.Overrated because of their stupid anime and video games. Anybody who tries to conform to Japan after being dazzled by their video games and anime should go fuck themselves. Especially those who are trying to get a Japanese citizenship and go live in Japan.
Idiot: Japan is sooooooo awesome. I think I'll go live in Japan.
Smart Kid: You dumbfuck...You deserve to be raped by tentacles.
by soesoe June 04, 2006

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A peninsula in East Asia. A country renown for it's beautiful women and interesting culture. It's often compared to Japan, because of a somewhat hostile feeling between the two countries. If one compares Korean and Japanese women, he/she will find that Japanese women often tend to look like sluts while most Korean women have a fresh beauty. There are many ugly women in Japan because of incest. This is not a joke, it's for real. This could be seen as a negative effect from Japan's perverted sex culture. Japan is well known as the "country of fetish and taboo" by many. It's porn is centered around incest, rape, abuse, bsdm etc. Korean and Japanese food is also often compared but this is pointless seeing as it's all asian food eaten with chopsticks and rice. Japan is known for it's anime while Korea is known for it's wonderful soap operas and movies.
A: Look! Korea is raping the shit out of Japan!!
B: Holy shit! Japan is liking it!
A: Duh..Japan is a country of taboo and incest.
B: Ahhh..I see.
by soesoe April 02, 2006

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