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sweeney taste test

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.

Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

seybertown sluts

Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.

Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

polar peak

Not only was "polar peak" a location on Fortnite, but it can also be used as a term when you or a partner experience an orgasm during intercourse in the winter months.

Hey man do you know Josie?
Yeah man, I fucked her a long time ago and we both had a polar peak!
Oh damn, you guys must've had sex during the winter I take it?
Yes, Christmas Eve to be exact.

by sneakydudedictionary December 5, 2019