10 definitions by sneakydudedictionary
Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....
by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019
A state of mind that you're in whenever you become single again and all of your old girls/girlfriends hit you up, primarily wanting to smash and get back together, but your mind is so confused and overwhelmed by so many options that you don't want anything to do with them at the moment.
Guy 1: Hey have you talked to Sebastian? I knew him and his old lady broke up.
Guy 2: Yeah, he seems to be in a sebtross at the moment.
Guy 1: Oh really? Damn I feel bad for him.
Guy 2: Me too kinda.. but at least he's got a line of pussy waiting for him.
Guy 1: You're right! Life can't be that awful for that stud!
Guy 2: Yeah, he seems to be in a sebtross at the moment.
Guy 1: Oh really? Damn I feel bad for him.
Guy 2: Me too kinda.. but at least he's got a line of pussy waiting for him.
Guy 1: You're right! Life can't be that awful for that stud!
by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019
An accounting executive who retired from a friends multi million dollar business to go out and work in the meat market. He was first employed as a machinist but later on he became an accountant since he was so good with numbers. His friend, which was the CEO, suggested that Pyle needs to go and get his Master of Business Administration in Accounting, so they have a great business portfolio . Pyle politely refused and left his friends company to take over his family’s meat business. Right now, he’s running accounting and finance operations as well as sales forecast for the seasonality trends of the business.
Sebass: Dude why is the Pyle working at Schnurs?
Brock: His family owns the business that’s why
Sebass: Well.. I thought he was working for Braden’s business?
Brock: He was but then he left after Braden was suffocating him with trying to get a masters in accounting
Sebass: Ahh.. that’s some bullshit, Pyle doesn’t need that, what the hell was Braden thinking? What a god damn idiot to lose such an accountant
Brock: Yeah I know.. fuck him, Pyle’s accounting skills are unmatched
Brock: His family owns the business that’s why
Sebass: Well.. I thought he was working for Braden’s business?
Brock: He was but then he left after Braden was suffocating him with trying to get a masters in accounting
Sebass: Ahh.. that’s some bullshit, Pyle doesn’t need that, what the hell was Braden thinking? What a god damn idiot to lose such an accountant
Brock: Yeah I know.. fuck him, Pyle’s accounting skills are unmatched
by sneakydudedictionary October 21, 2020