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Trisk

An act where a girl goes out of her way to give you attention but you completely ignore her act which results in her trying even harder, resulting in less action for the girl but more power for the guy.

Guy 1:Who keeps sending you snap videos?
Guy 2:My ex, but I keep sending her blank pics
Guy 1:Sounds like your playing a trisk on that bitch!
Guy 2: I am buddy, Don’t worry!

by sneakydudedictionary December 24, 2019

The Pyle

An accounting executive who retired from a friends multi million dollar business to go out and work in the meat market. He was first employed as a machinist but later on he became an accountant since he was so good with numbers. His friend, which was the CEO, suggested that Pyle needs to go and get his Master of Business Administration in Accounting, so they have a great business portfolio . Pyle politely refused and left his friends company to take over his family’s meat business. Right now, he’s running accounting and finance operations as well as sales forecast for the seasonality trends of the business.

Sebass: Dude why is the Pyle working at Schnurs?
Brock: His family owns the business that’s why
Sebass: Well.. I thought he was working for Braden’s business?
Brock: He was but then he left after Braden was suffocating him with trying to get a masters in accounting
Sebass: Ahh.. that’s some bullshit, Pyle doesn’t need that, what the hell was Braden thinking? What a god damn idiot to lose such an accountant

Brock: Yeah I know.. fuck him, Pyle’s accounting skills are unmatched

by sneakydudedictionary October 21, 2020

Pizza hoes

A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.

Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..

by sneakydudedictionary October 22, 2020