sneakydudedictionary's definitions
A state of mind that you're in whenever you become single again and all of your old girls/girlfriends hit you up, primarily wanting to smash and get back together, but your mind is so confused and overwhelmed by so many options that you don't want anything to do with them at the moment.
Guy 1: Hey have you talked to Sebastian? I knew him and his old lady broke up.
Guy 2: Yeah, he seems to be in a sebtross at the moment.
Guy 1: Oh really? Damn I feel bad for him.
Guy 2: Me too kinda.. but at least he's got a line of pussy waiting for him.
Guy 1: You're right! Life can't be that awful for that stud!
Guy 2: Yeah, he seems to be in a sebtross at the moment.
Guy 1: Oh really? Damn I feel bad for him.
Guy 2: Me too kinda.. but at least he's got a line of pussy waiting for him.
Guy 1: You're right! Life can't be that awful for that stud!
by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019
Get the Sebtrossmug. A female that creates conflict and drama within a neighborhood. She will hang out with any guy, thinking that some dude cares about how her life's a mess and how she gets screwed over all the time by her ex-boyfriend. She might call you out on being a nice guy if you don't cheat on her or call her a cunt. You might have a make-out session with her, but she still keeps talking about how her ex-boyfriends a douchebag. Once she's done talking about all of her problems with everything in life, she'll quit dating/hanging out with you and go on and tell the same story to some other dude for awhile. She gives her only couple friends the worst advice in the world and guides them onto a path of misery and fate for the future. At parties, she typically hangs with her only friend or she'll only talk to a group of guys, like I mentioned before, to talk about her stupid ex-boyfriend. Ironic enough, she'll talk a bunch of shit on her ex and then go hang out with him the following day, leaving everyone in confusion. Her favorite hobbies include partying, smoking, and playing division III soccer. Toxic Taylor synonyms include Witchcraft, Female fuckery, or simply... a cunt.
Who is that soccer girl over there that keeps bitching about her ex to some guy?
I'm not so sure, there's a girl we know from home that's like that
Who is it?
Well I forgot her full name, but we call her Toxic Taylor...
Oh I gotcha, those bitches are so wack!
I'm not so sure, there's a girl we know from home that's like that
Who is it?
Well I forgot her full name, but we call her Toxic Taylor...
Oh I gotcha, those bitches are so wack!
by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019
Get the Toxic Taylormug. An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!
Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!
by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019
Get the fair's field partymug.