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Infamous Shit Towel

In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.
As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.
by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006
mugGet the Infamous Shit Towelmug.

gignormantic

Something so fucking huge the only way to describe it is through combining 2 different words
Did you see that guys dick?

It was GIGNORMANTIC!
by Smitty Joe March 8, 2006
mugGet the gignormanticmug.

,!, (- . -) ,!,

Fuck you; the finger; face with fingers

Can be used with multiple faces.
n00b:dude teach me youre leet skills!

me: `,!,(-.-),!,
by Smitty Joe May 19, 2005
mugGet the ,!, (- . -) ,!,mug.

Lamp

1. Something lights other things using artificial light.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.
1. Turn on the lamp, it's too dark!
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....
by Smitty Joe December 28, 2005
mugGet the Lampmug.

Semi Party

Literally, a half of a party.

Consists of a small gathering of people, usually close friends of the host, getting together to have a good time.

Not as intense as a full on party, but a party nonetheless.
Tyler had a semi party together down at his house last weekend. About seven people enjoyed the pool, some video games, and all around douchebaggery.
by Smitty Joe June 12, 2006
mugGet the Semi Partymug.

<textarea>

A code that will fuck shit up on myspace. Basically if not ended with </textarea> it will put all coding from the rest of the frame into a little text box, and make all coding afterwords of it in raw form, so nobody can see it!

To do so, enter the coding into a comment, section, or anywhere where text can be submitted. Once you hit the submit button, copy all the coding from inside the text box, using 'select all'. Paste the copied coding into a bulletin and submit the bulletin. Everything will look screwy and just scroll down and you'll see the button that's supposed to be where you were supposed to post it! Click that and BAM!
Use <textarea> to:
1) Erase all previous comments
2) Erase sections of your myspace
3) Temporarily lock any forum
4) Show raw coding
by Smitty Joe March 8, 2006
mugGet the <textarea>mug.

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