smitty joe's definitions

Infamous Shit Towel

In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.

As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.

by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006

jew beanie

That cool little hat that the Jews wear; stated in Mac Hall

Can i have one of your Jew Beanie's?!?!?!

NO

by Smitty Joe May 30, 2005

Semi Party

Literally, a half of a party.

Consists of a small gathering of people, usually close friends of the host, getting together to have a good time.

Not as intense as a full on party, but a party nonetheless.

Tyler had a semi party together down at his house last weekend. About seven people enjoyed the pool, some video games, and all around douchebaggery.

by Smitty Joe June 12, 2006

downer

Those stupid little fuckers on Urban Dictionary that find it necessary to put thumbs down on any good definition.

Downers need to go clean off their dirty ass socks

by Smitty Joe July 15, 2008

deep sixed

Buried; put six feet under the ground; coffinized.

Peeps be gettin deep sixed round here!

by Smitty Joe May 18, 2005

Lamp

1. Something lights other things using artificial light.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.

1. Turn on the lamp, it's too dark!
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....

by Smitty Joe December 28, 2005