smitty joe's definitions
Those stupid little fuckers on Urban Dictionary that find it necessary to put thumbs down on any good definition.
by Smitty Joe July 15, 2008
Get the downermug. by Smitty Joe May 30, 2005
Get the jew beaniemug. In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.
As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.
by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006
Get the Infamous Shit Towelmug. A little known game played around the high school football stadiums. The purpose of the event is to get as much boobs, ass, pussy, tongue, or really anything sexual as possible.
Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.
One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.
Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.
One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.
by Smitty Joe August 11, 2006
Get the Pick up Chicksmug. Literally, a half of a party.
Consists of a small gathering of people, usually close friends of the host, getting together to have a good time.
Not as intense as a full on party, but a party nonetheless.
Consists of a small gathering of people, usually close friends of the host, getting together to have a good time.
Not as intense as a full on party, but a party nonetheless.
Tyler had a semi party together down at his house last weekend. About seven people enjoyed the pool, some video games, and all around douchebaggery.
by Smitty Joe June 12, 2006
Get the Semi Partymug. 1. Something lights other things using artificial light.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.
1. Turn on the lamp, it's too dark!
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....
by Smitty Joe December 28, 2005
Get the Lampmug.