smitty joe's definitions

Pick up Chicks

A little known game played around the high school football stadiums. The purpose of the event is to get as much boobs, ass, pussy, tongue, or really anything sexual as possible.

Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.

One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.

Varsity game tomorrow. Let's play us some Pick up Chicks! Bring a blanket, this could get dirty.

by Smitty Joe August 11, 2006

jew beanie

That cool little hat that the Jews wear; stated in Mac Hall

Can i have one of your Jew Beanie's?!?!?!

NO

by Smitty Joe May 30, 2005

,!, (- . -) ,!,

Fuck you; the finger; face with fingers

Can be used with multiple faces.

n00b:dude teach me youre leet skills!

me: `,!,(-.-),!,

by Smitty Joe May 19, 2005

jerkmaica

A relatively small island where jerks are frequently sent to.

Yo homie! You be gettin deep sixed soz yall best be takin a trip to JERKMACA!

by Smitty Joe May 18, 2005

Mitch Hedberg

The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!

by Smitty Joe May 29, 2005

Spartan's Dozen

Anything equal to 300

I had to shell out a spartan's dozen on my new watch.

Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.

by Smitty Joe January 18, 2008

gignormantic

Something so fucking huge the only way to describe it is through combining 2 different words

Did you see that guys dick?

It was GIGNORMANTIC!

by Smitty Joe March 8, 2006