Mitch Hedberg

The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!

by Smitty Joe May 29, 2005

deep sixed

Buried; put six feet under the ground; coffinized.

Peeps be gettin deep sixed round here!

by Smitty Joe May 18, 2005

downer

Those stupid little fuckers on Urban Dictionary that find it necessary to put thumbs down on any good definition.

Downers need to go clean off their dirty ass socks

by Smitty Joe July 15, 2008

gignormantic

Something so fucking huge the only way to describe it is through combining 2 different words

Did you see that guys dick?

It was GIGNORMANTIC!

by Smitty Joe March 08, 2006

,!, (- . -) ,!,

Fuck you; the finger; face with fingers

Can be used with multiple faces.

n00b:dude teach me youre leet skills!

me: `,!,(-.-),!,

by Smitty Joe May 19, 2005

Infamous Shit Towel

In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.

As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.

by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006

jew beanie

That cool little hat that the Jews wear; stated in Mac Hall

Can i have one of your Jew Beanie's?!?!?!

NO

by Smitty Joe May 30, 2005