smitty joe's definitions

Mitch Hedberg

The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!

by Smitty Joe May 29, 2005

Spartan's Dozen

Anything equal to 300

I had to shell out a spartan's dozen on my new watch.

Tim lost a whole spartan's dozen cool points after his most recent faggotry.

by Smitty Joe January 18, 2008

jerkmaica

A relatively small island where jerks are frequently sent to.

Yo homie! You be gettin deep sixed soz yall best be takin a trip to JERKMACA!

by Smitty Joe May 18, 2005

,!, (- . -) ,!,

Fuck you; the finger; face with fingers

Can be used with multiple faces.

n00b:dude teach me youre leet skills!

me: `,!,(-.-),!,

by Smitty Joe May 19, 2005

gignormantic

Something so fucking huge the only way to describe it is through combining 2 different words

Did you see that guys dick?

It was GIGNORMANTIC!

by Smitty Joe March 8, 2006

Semi Party

Literally, a half of a party.

Consists of a small gathering of people, usually close friends of the host, getting together to have a good time.

Not as intense as a full on party, but a party nonetheless.

Tyler had a semi party together down at his house last weekend. About seven people enjoyed the pool, some video games, and all around douchebaggery.

by Smitty Joe June 12, 2006

jew beanie

That cool little hat that the Jews wear; stated in Mac Hall

Can i have one of your Jew Beanie's?!?!?!

NO

by Smitty Joe May 30, 2005