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Plural for platypus (like with cacti) but for idiots who want to sound funny.
Don't use this word. It's obviously "platypuses".
Person 1: Hey bro did you see those platypusi? Lmao!
Person 2: shut the fuck up you piece of shit disgrace I yearn for your demise every single goddamn day
by smartass with a good ass November 29, 2020
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