4 definitions by smart money

japenis

An extremely small penis, a contraction of "japanese penis," which are known to be extra tiny.

Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.

by smart money May 1, 2006

Send It

Used to describe your reaction to something shitty. Is the antonym of ship it.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just found out that the girl you screwed last night raw has the clap.
Guy 2: Oooh...send it

by smart money February 14, 2006

boxcars

A bet that pays off big or just something that is awesome. Comes from the racetrack, where a winning bet on a big ticket pays so many zeros that it looks like the dots on double sixes ("boxcars" in dice). Can be used in combination with ship it.

Man, I hit that moneyline parlay and it paid boxcars.

Dude, did you see that girl's ass? It was boxcars.

Guy 1: We just scored an 8th and it's nuggy.
Guy 2: Boxcars.

Guy 1: That slampig wants to f you later
Guy 2: Boxcars, ship it.

by smart money February 13, 2006

slamhen

An older woman who loves to fuck. It's the older version of a slampig.

Dude - I was at the Delano last weekend and man there were so many slamhens trolling for dick!

by smart money February 26, 2006