5 definitions by smallcroco
A Penis.
The song "Moves Like Jagger" includes the lyrics "move my jagger" which means to spin your penis around like a fan in a disco.
The song "Moves Like Jagger" includes the lyrics "move my jagger" which means to spin your penis around like a fan in a disco.
Adam Levine: I've got to move my jagger
Pete: I moved my jagger in the disco last night
Steve: What speed did it get up to?
Pete: I moved my jagger in the disco last night
Steve: What speed did it get up to?
by smallcroco July 17, 2020
A tractor that has a grinding diesel engine, it has a tendency to make loud, grinding noises for extended periods of time.
It also tries to start drama with famous people, the reason for this is said to be a secret of the farmyard.
It also tries to start drama with famous people, the reason for this is said to be a secret of the farmyard.
Pete: There's a Liam Gallagher parked up over there
Fred: I hear it making noise on the radio sometimes, it seems to go on forever
Fred: I hear it making noise on the radio sometimes, it seems to go on forever
by smallcroco June 16, 2021
A 12 metre tall crab with a human head that flies around at night but only when it's stormy, you'll probably hear chimes when it's flying around. It's mother is a crab and it's father is a man. It's mother abandoned it at 2 years old because she was embarrassed.
Pete: I was in bed last night, and I felt a giant crab claw stroking my blanket.
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
by smallcroco May 22, 2020
Eating soup with your mouth open, the sight of it along with vegetables, pouring out your mouth while you're trying to have a conversation at the dinner table.
Pete: *puts soup in mouth* I think that this soup is great *soup pours out mouth*
Steve: That's the most grotesque thing I've ever seen
Steve: That's the most grotesque thing I've ever seen
by smallcroco May 22, 2020
A boner, but in a pedoy way.
Something a pedo gets when they see kiddies and they have to describe to the kids why there's something sticking up between their legs.
Something a pedo gets when they see kiddies and they have to describe to the kids why there's something sticking up between their legs.
(On adults lap at the helter skelter)
Little Jimmy: "What's that I can feel under my legs?"
Pedo Kristian: "Oh that's just my lucky charm little one."
Little Jimmy: "What's that I can feel under my legs?"
Pedo Kristian: "Oh that's just my lucky charm little one."
by smallcroco June 13, 2023