A chicken nugget that has been filled with cum at Mcdonalds by the cleaners.
Boy'My nuggets all goowey and white inside' -cry-
Mum'My child has been given a cum nugget!'
A cock that some middle aged,hairy chested fat holiday maker has been sunbathing for too long eventually gets sunbrunt thats literally steaming.
Person 1 'Wo that fat guys got a red dick.'
Person 2 'No thats a sizzle dick.'
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