6 definitions by slangctionary
The cat like alien creature that Captain Marvel keeps as a pet. While it may appear as a normal cute Earth cat, inside it's mouth contains a shit ton of tentacles, smaller mouths and even pocket dimensions and bubbles of time.
Rocket Raccoon - *Trying to kill Chewie the Flerken* You have a Flerken on your ship!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!
by slangctionary March 31, 2019
Bills that are so damn high that you are certain that it was meant for a celebrity in the 90210s and not your broke self.
My gas bill is insanely high! I can't afford this! This level of Beverly Bills was meant for Elon Musk types not me!
by slangctionary September 8, 2022
The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.
You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.
You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.
by slangctionary November 9, 2021
Short for Gachapon, Gacha a Japanese toy machine that is rigged with incredibly shitty odds. Later monetized by "free-to-play" mobile game developers in an attempt make a quick buck. Gacha games are usually identified by their drop rates of anything decent usually being about 1-5%
Dude I just got another freaking 2 star from Fire emblem Heroes' Gacha game! How is this even legal?!
by slangctionary October 5, 2019
BJ5 is another term for Rift Raid of the 5th level in the Korean Role Playing Game, Summoners War. It is name this due to the shitty programming by the games developers, Com2uS, that most "loot" obtained from the drop table is just as shitty and undesirable. Leaving you with the feeling of being fucked over and with a case "blueballs" like a bad blowjob.
by slangctionary June 20, 2020
A small furred animal, usually a cat, that tucks its limbs beneath its body giving it an oblong fuzzy potato like appearance.
by slangctionary March 13, 2022