A deadly place where wussus are slain by the syth of despair, where dragons with 5 foot talons roam the land.
the natives eat rocks and hot lava for breakfast.
black people cannot exist for there lack of everything
loose boxes are not permitted ie.feels like throwing a suasage down a hallway.
if you say something dumb you are instantly evaporated by the death valley watchdog.
hey mate i was in death valley today and a teradactal ripped my arms off, but it grew bak i love it when that happens