skyblack's definitions

merd

Mispelling of the French merde. Means "shit."

Britain just told the U.S. that if France gives us any merde, we should nuke their derrieres.

by skyblack June 12, 2004

Oasis

NOT the Beatles.

Did some fine things back in the '90's, though. "Cast No Shadow" is pretty good.

"And by the way, could we stop with the Hussein-Hitler analogies? Saddam Hussein is Hitler like Oasis was the Beatles. Everyone rushes into a comparison with the giants in the industry, be it pure evil or the music business - not that those are two different things." -- Bill Maher

by skyblack November 26, 2004

pessimism

The opposite of optimism.

Also known as "cautious realism".

If you aren't feeling pessimism, you aren't paying attention.

by skyblack January 13, 2005

pair

A dude's two testicles.

This guy is such a wuss, he acts like he doesn't even have a pair.

by skyblack April 3, 2004

DeLorean

Coolest car EVER.

Known to most people via its use as a time machine in "Back to the Future." Ya don't think Doc woulda tricked out a minivan or a clunky SUV and sent that to another century, do ya?

Last Saturday, I was overcome by the presense of my friend's DeLorean. The wing-opening doors and polished steel exterior were especially pimpin'.

by skyblack June 9, 2004

unix

The plural form of eunuch.

A Dilbert comic strip...

The Boss: "My boss says we need some eunuch programmers."

Dilbert says: "I think he means Unix, not eunuchs. And I already know Unix."

The Boss: "If the company nurse drops by, tell her I said 'never mind.'"

by skyblack June 13, 2004