knows how to handle a bunch of hicks
divas. He does it on his talk show, but he attained this skill elsewhere: JERRY SPRINGER USED TO BE THIS CITY'S MAYOR.
If that's not enough, this is also the home of Marge Schott, Pete Rose, Nick Lachey
, Article 12 (anti-gay legislation), and the April 2001 race riots.
The only way to live in Cincinnati is to convince yourself that the situation is temporary.