jedi mind trick

A method by which Luke Skywalker can do everything but get laid.

Luke: "You want to drag me into the back of the Millenium Falcon. You want to screw me silly. You want to screw me silly..."

Han: "Fuck your Jedi mind trick! My door still ain't swingin' that way."

by skyblack June 09, 2004

merde

French for "shit". Suitable for describing just about everything in my life right now.

Rimbaud once scrawled "Merde a Dieu!" (shit on God) as graffiti in Paris.

by skyblack June 12, 2004

2-way

A conversation between two people carried out by electronic means, i.e., a cell phone, an online chat, etc.

During my lunch break, I took out my cell phone and 2-wayed my friend.

by skyblack September 09, 2004

Cincinnati

Jerry Springer knows how to handle a bunch of hicks and ghetto divas. He does it on his talk show, but he attained this skill elsewhere: JERRY SPRINGER USED TO BE THIS CITY'S MAYOR.

If that's not enough, this is also the home of Marge Schott, Pete Rose, Nick Lachey, Article 12 (anti-gay legislation), and the April 2001 race riots.

Go Bengals!

The only way to live in Cincinnati is to convince yourself that the situation is temporary.

by skyblack March 21, 2004

pair

A dude's two testicles.

This guy is such a wuss, he acts like he doesn't even have a pair.

by skyblack April 03, 2004

DeLorean

Coolest car EVER.

Known to most people via its use as a time machine in "Back to the Future." Ya don't think Doc woulda tricked out a minivan or a clunky SUV and sent that to another century, do ya?

Last Saturday, I was overcome by the presense of my friend's DeLorean. The wing-opening doors and polished steel exterior were especially pimpin'.

by skyblack June 09, 2004