Jerry Springer knows how to handle a bunch of
hicks and
ghetto divas. He does it on his talk show, but he attained this skill elsewhere: JERRY SPRINGER USED TO BE THIS CITY'S MAYOR.
If that's not enough, this is also the home of Marge Schott, Pete Rose,
Nick Lachey, Article 12 (anti-gay legislation), and the April 2001 race riots.
Go
Bengals!
The only way to live in Cincinnati is to convince yourself that the situation is temporary.
