2 definitions by skjaldbaka

Montana Triple

Verb. To piss, shit, and puke simultaneously.
Noun. The act of performing the Montana Triple or the results of a Montana Triple.

Verb: "Stand back. I'm about to Montana Triple."
Noun: "I found a Montana Triple in the bathtub."

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

Morning Burger

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.

I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021