6 definitions by skittlewaggler

Porridge

A person who typically eats inedible things. Soap, glue, drywall, mould, plastic bags, crystals, and etc.

"I want to eat that (inedible thing)."
"Don't do a Porridge."
"Fuck you."

by skittlewaggler October 22, 2022

Skittlewaggle

An insult. Nobody is sure what the insult means. It's just an insult.

"Hey you! You're a skittlewaggle!"
You've now been insulted.

by skittlewaggler October 22, 2022

Taylah

All Taylah's have a demon buddy. The demon, Skinny Legend typically has a rlly solid friendship with said Tay. Skinny Legend drags her down the stairs? Big funny. Tay's bestfriend also happens to be married to said demon. It was an alleged forced marriage. Skinny Legend's demon parents are now trapped in a fridge. Every Taylah has a Skinny Legend buddy. If a Taylah denies it, she's possessed. And no, she does NOT have schizophrenia. Oh and if supposed Taylah has a pet, Skinny Legend might posses it.

"Oh no guys! A tall skinny woman demon ran at me in a hallway and is now proceeding to drag me down stairs, push things off of my desk, give me sleep paralysis and much more!!"
"Shut the fuck up Tay, you're delusional"
If a Taylah you know has a Skinny Legend, well that's just lovely.

by skittlewaggler November 9, 2022

Childe

Childe is a curse. He will curse you. Childe is rapidly approaching your location. Do not try to stop him. He will only grow stronger. Childe is coming. There's 3 stages of grief: 1. Sphere. 2. Boobs. 3. Emo. No clue how to stop this curse, so like um goodluck. Also if you know any Michael and you have the Childe curse... run.

"Oh no! I've been seeing a lot of cursed stuff recently."
"Its the childe curse."
"The what?"

by skittlewaggler November 9, 2022

Paxton

Deformed toes/feet.

Wow look at those toes! Must be Paxton's.

by skittlewaggler October 22, 2022

rorycumcano

The act of ejaculating with your penis up in the air while laying down. Rory's tend to do this and then brag about it. They like to describe it as a "volcano". They more specifically gossip about it in HPE classes and fucking suck at whispering. Although the Rory in your situation may not brag about it in HPE or just in general. If you have overheard such gossip, seek therapy. You will never look any Rory the same again. And also volcano's have officially been ruined for you.

"Woah guys! I just rorycumcano'd!"
"Sick dudeeee"

by skittlewaggler October 23, 2022