3 definitions by skgvati
"You shoulda seen Dave last night. He had his left eye closed talking to the ladies. He was popeye drunk!"
by skgvati October 30, 2006
Steph and Scott flew from Philadelphia to Portland for four days and never left the hotel. They wanted to sightsee but ended up on a fornivacation.
by skgvati April 13, 2007
Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.
"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."
by skgvati April 22, 2007